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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Keyboards vs. sweatshops...A follow up on The Freelancers Manifesto and related issues...

Maybe I just finished reading too much about and by Milton Friedman, who passed away a few days before I tackled the topic of The Freelancers Manifesto in my last post.

Maybe my progressive tendencies are slipping away because I don't feel as close to some kind of proletarian struggle as I once did.

Maybe, though... Just maybe, I'm right.

This post starts where the last one left off. I argued that the market will naturally set appropriate prices for freelance writing services and the idea of organization on the part of writers to influence that price was ill-fated.

I wrote that even though I am a fan of organized labor (at least in principle, if not always in practice). I wrote that even though I found myself agreeing with Lou Pan, whose comment in response to the post presented some important arguments that seem to cut against my stance.

I didn't want Lou's analysis to disappear into the realm of seldom-read comments, so I decided to drag them into this post.

I want to talk about the difference between sweatshops and keyboards (a gross oversimplification, but a handy tagline) and how those differences influenced my argument with respect to The Freelancers Manifesto.

LOU'S COMMENTS:

In my discussion with Patricia Skinner, I mentioned my belief that the markets would determine the appropriate value and asked "what am I missing?"

Lou responded:

"Historically, a free market has not created a fair wage.

That was true in the early 20th century, when Rockefeller said "I can hire one half of the working class to shoot the other half," while making his massive fortune off their labor. It remains true in the early 21st century, when workers in Asia make high-priced athletic shoes for a daily wage that won't purchase three meals. Nike and others may sell their shoes at a fair market price, but the income is not shared with the labor force."


No doubt about it. She's right. Historically, capitalism has done a fine job of sticking it to the proverbial little guy. It's created a series of ugly messes and as I write this, market-driven approaches bear a great deal of responsibility for the fact that someone in El Salvador is doing piecework for less than a buck a day so that others can fly around in jets wearing insanely expensive shoes. I get that. I take that seriously.

However, I don't think that the argument is wholly pertinent to the question of freelance rates. Here's why.

First, there is a difference between fair wages and optimal prices, as determined by the marketplace. In order to successfully argue that writers are being exploited, one would need to prove that the payment received by writers represented an inadequate percentage of the profits earned by the buyer.

If the buyer gives the writer $50 for a quantity of content, adds his or her work to the product, and makes $51, you can't really claim writers are getting screwed by capitalism in action. Even if the buyer used the profit to leverage gross earnings of $150, you can't necessarily assume that means the writer deserves more. Marketing, assembly, ideas, design, etc. are all added to the content to generate the income and those efforts have fair value, too.

Now, if someone could prove that $50 worth of content at current prevailing rates required very little additional work or addition in order to create a massive profit, I'd feel quite differently. Of course, if everyone was REALLY getting rich off of our work that easily, none of us would be freelancing, would we?

Buyers are adding their efforts to the content and they are the ones taking a risk in hopes of generating profits. As it turns out, those profits are usually NOT so substantial as to prove an argument for exploitation.

Second, Lou's argument centers on the concept of wages. I don't think of my earnings as a "wage" in a traditional economic sense. As the sole proprietor of Content Done Better, I actually own the means of production for my product. I have my own little factory here. I am not dependent upon anyone else's tools or willingness to part with wages in order to manufacture what I sell.

That isn't just a difference in semantics, either. In most cases of significant worker oppression, artificially low wages are usually allowed to exist because the employees have little or no alternative due to their lack of ownership and control over the means of production. The Nike cobbler has little or no opportunity to produce his or her own shoes (or anything else) to sell on the open market. He or she either takes what "the man" is willing to toss in his or her direction or goes home hungry. Sometimes both.

I'm an owner. I'm management. That makes a difference.

Lou continued...

"There is a difference between free trade and fair trade. There is also a difference between 'wage fairness based on supply and demand' and a fair wage. That's what you're missing.

I doubt that many freelance writers are as poorly paid as Nike's sweatshop workers, if only because they have other employment options. However, expecting an open market to ensure a fair wage to writers is, to say the least, unrealistic."


Again, I tend to agree with the general outlook but don't think it really applies in this situation.

First, the presence of other options is meaningful.

Second, as discussed, there is absolutely no evidence to suggest an undervaluing of our work as writers relative to the benefits gained by those who buy it from us.

Third, unlike most oppressed labor, we are not really victimized by governmental policy and outside market interferences that tend to allow for the ugly jackboot of greed to land on the throat of piece workers in so-called lesser-developed countries.

Fourth, although we can argue whether all people deserve (have a right to) a fair, living wage, I don't think there is a compelling argument that all people who want to be writers should qualify. Maybe the markets will set a price for certain types of online written materials that won't lead to a fair and reasonable wage equivalent. If that's the case, it's because the materials produced in that segment don't contribute sufficiently to anyone's profitability enough to justify the increased expenditure.

SWEATSHOPS VS. KEYBOARDS:

When I read The Freelancers Manifesto page and saw the reference to "sweatshop wages," I cringed.

I am currently sitting in a comfy, oversized desk chair in front of a nice flat-screen computer monitor. The HVAC system has the room at an ideal seventy-two degrees. If I get hungry, I can pick up my multi-line phone or cell phone and call a restaurant who will deliver a big lunch to me within a half hour. When I'm done working, I can flip through several hundred channels while I sit on my sofa in my carpeted multi-room single-family home with a new car parked out front. My family won't starve tomorrow. I won't be homeless. We all have shoes.

To compare that situation and the situations shared by most of us who consider ourselves freelance writers of any sort to the plight of people working in REAL sweatshops is whininess of the highest order. My fingers might get a little tired and my eyes a little blurry after a long day. My bad posture might give me an occasional backache.

One might even be able to argue that I am exploited by the negative forces of capitalism on multiple levels (and you'd probably be right). But to compare the this lot in life to those who labor in sweatshops... Well, as it's been said, "Get off the cross, someone else needs the wood."

CONCLUDING ANOTHER LONG POST:

I heartily embrace Lou Pann's overall outlook toward the dangerous of unfettered capitalism. Although Glenn Walker, a former economics instructor of mine, would rap me upside the head for saying this, I think Milton Friedman was wrong about a lot of stuff--but not everything. Even though I do live in the 'burbs with a well-stocked fridge, I do still care about the plight of the less fortunate and the more seriously oppressed among us.

That doesn't, however, mean that I think writers are "entitled" to a wage based on their chosen occupation.

If writers don't like the rates they're offered, they can do something else. They can try something new. They can shop for different clients. They can explore different markets. They can prove to prospective clients that the work is worth the number stamped on the virtual price tag.

They can also try to band together to earn more, but that strategy isn't going to work.


Friday, November 24, 2006

Freelance Writers Manifesto....my discussion with Patricia Skinner...Freelance writer pay rates considered (again)...

A few certainties. I will always eat one more piece of pumpkin pie than I should at Thanksgiving. The freelancer writer pay debate will never end.

Patricia Skinner and Allison Landa recently leaked word of The Freelance Writers Manifesto to the world via Craigslist. I found out about it from Anny Wayman's Golden Pencil. Still in its developmental phase, the Manifesto calls for freelance writers to demand a fair wage and is critical of those writers willing to work for "sweatshop" wages.

You can read the "beta version" of the Manifesto here.

After reading the page, I was tempted to launch into an extended post about my feelings on the topic. In large measure, I disagree with the arguments made at The Freelance Writers Manifesto. I didn't do that, though. Instead, I decided to contact the authors in hopes of striking up a dialog about the Manifesto and the issues upon which it touches. I emailed Patricia Skinner and she agreed to answer a few questions.

I'll warn you now, this is a long post. However, I do hope it's an interesting read. The "rate debate" often devolves into a fairly superficial discussion, and I'd like to think that conversations like the one I'm having with Patricia might be a little more productive than the usual approach to the topic.

Here's our exchange, with my follow-up comments... My questions and remarks are the bold ones.

1. The Manifesto argues that many content buyers undervalue writers. If that's the case, shouldn't the market correct for that error in judgment? It would seem that if buyers were truly offering too little, they wouldn't find people willing to do the work and would be forced to pay more. I guess you could say that I'm something of a believer in the ability of open markets to organically determine wage fairness based on supply and demand. What am I missing?

That’s precisely why we’re all here! Far too many writers are not even aware that by accepting an appalling rate of pay they’re doing other writers a disservice too, not to mention depriving themselves of a better standard of living! You’re absolutely right that change must come at market level: we see our job as informing everyone so they actually make their own decision not to accept low pay. Some writers are just paralyzed with fear that if they ask for more money they’ll lose the gig. In some cases this will be true, but generally, if you have a worthy level of skill, you’ll get a fair rate if you ask!

I think that's a valid answer, but I'm not sure that it speaks to the larger question of supply and demand. It is possible for suppliers to unilaterally increase prices, changing the face of the marketplace, but the underlying factors that dictate a buyer's willingness to spend aren't really influenced by them on a large-scale unless supplier participation is widespread. I personally doubt that writer participation would reach that level.

2. The Manifesto references a "fair wage" on several occasions. I'm curious. What represents a fair wage? Who determines what's fair for others and for me? What methodology would be used to calculate a fair wage and would that system account for variables like cost of living distinctions, topic area mastery, experience, skill level, the availability or unavailability of alternate earning options, etc? I have a feeling that one writer's sweatshop is another writer's penthouse. How would the quest for a fair wage account for these individual variables?

By its very nature, the writing field is vast and spans literally dozens of ‘niches.’ Some pay better than others. Many high-end copywriters, for example, are earning a seven-figure sum working only a few hours a day. Others are lucky if they can pay the rent and put food on the table, even though many of them work twelve hours a day or more. Does that sound fair? I believe if we raise awareness we can break the cycle so that every employer knows that he’s not going to get away with less than $25.00 per hour. I think that’s a fair starting point. Bear in mind that the freelance hourly rate needs to be higher than what you might consider if you were employed full time. There are no ‘benefits’ when you’re freelancing. You have to provide premises and equipment yourself, and there’s no sick pay either. So all these bases must be covered when calculating a fair hourly rate. Anything above that would depend on the individual circumstances. Some writers are better than others—we all have different niches and so on.

The problem here is that the $25/hr. figure is completely arbitrary and doesn't factor in the myriad of considerations influencing fairness. Cost of living differences alone make a universal figure like that meaningless. Differences in individual writer skill sets further crush the idea of an hourly fair wage. Many people, for instance, would love to categorize a rate of two cents per word as "slave wages." I can take that rate with the right topic and make it worth well over $25/hr. Besides, that $25/hr. may be the real equivalent of $100+/hr. for someone living in a place with a low cost of living, next to zero overhead, etc.

Patricia acknowledges that there a good writers, bad writers, fast writers and slow writers. She recognizes that not all projects can command the same rate. Nonetheless, there seems to be a willingness to extend a "floor rate" to everyone as if those variables don't exist. That just doesn't make sense to me. Oh, and why $25/hr? Why not $29.78? Why not $51.09? Why not $9.14? The $25 figure is just plucked out of thin air based upon an opinion of need and an opinion of value--neither of which are necessarily based on the true nature of the marketplace.

3. The Manifesto seems to argue that writers should "hold the line" on pricing in order to serve the greater good--helping the writing industry as a whole. Why should writers who are comfortable and happy working for less feel obligated to prop up my income by increasing their minimum rates? I don't believe healthy competition between writers (on the basis of talent or price) is incompatible with being collegial or helpful in other respects. Why should anyone put his or her income at risk by raising rates to comport with a "fair wage" standard for the sake of serving the "writing community?"

There’s no obligation here. I’m definitely not twisting anyone’s arm. But I hope that the promise of a better standard of living would encourage writers to join the ‘movement!’

That's fair. No one is arm-twisting. My question, however, is why a writer who is happy working at rates others may not like should jeopardize his or her workflow for the "greater good?" Let's face it, without significant participation levels, price upturns are going to allow lower-charging producers to snag business away from those who arbitrarily increase their prices.

4. It seems to me that organizing all of the thousands of very individualistic people from all around the globe who consider themselves freelance writers to rally around a "fair wage" is going to be like herding feral cats. What makes you think it's feasible to develop a sufficient groundswell of support for the Manifesto's objectives to make a difference?

I don’t know. I’m not one to be intimidated just because something’s going to be difficult. Also, I tend to work on instinct a lot. Let’s hope it hasn’t failed me on this occasion. I think we have a fighting chance of achieving our objectives.

I think it's great that someone like Patricia will back a project in which she believes even if it will be a challenge. I commend that attitude. However, the inability to have a strong basis to believe the idea will be met with nearly-universal support is extremely meaningful in terms of the plans efficacy. If you advocate an across-the-board hike of the floor price, you need to be relatively certain that people will play along with it. If they don't, the writers who do participate are doing little more than martyr work, at best. They go up, other stay the same, the ones who don't go up are more attractive to buyers and snag the business.

To be frank, I don't think there is a good chance of sufficient participation. Why? Well, because there are people who, because of the nature of the global economy and the aforementioned host of individualized variables, won't feel the need to participate. Additionally, if you pop the floor price up to $25/hr, those who might be capable of doing the job but who are currently dissuaded by rates perceived as being too low will be motivated to jump into the game for $25-x.

5. Absent nearly universal participation by those who write professionally, wouldn't embracing the Manifesto's approach to wages actually serve to harm individual writers' careers? When I saw the Manifesto, one of my very first thoughts was that it created a real branding opportunity for someone like me who may be willing to work on some projects at rates lower than many other writers. If the Manifesto receives widespread support, I can market myself as "the webmaster's friend"--the writer who is more worried about clients' bottom lines than about being part of the "we want more" crowd. Backing the Manifesto, it would seem, is an invitation for guys like me to take business away from participating writers. What's your opinion about the risk of making writers who don't support the Manifesto's aims more attractive to prospective buyers?

Well, be careful before you take that road, because I’m planning to use the ‘quality’ concept to tout better wages. I hope that higher rates will reflect better quality, but it is a fact (known to copywriters) that if you put a higher price tag on something, most people assume it is of better quality! (See Yanik Silver’s description of his own work-mode)

In my particular niche, anyone offering to work for less than my rates usually proves that he doesn’t know how to do what I do. I’ve actually had a few clients come back to me after they originally went to someone who was charging less. Simply, they didn’t get the results they were after. One client chose me out of over 400 applicants because, when he asked a series of questions, only I knew what he was talking about. So, if someone wasn’t really looking for quality, then yes someone charging less might get the gig. But for a hirer who knows exactly what he wants, only the right candidate will do. As I said, I’m not really focusing on the writers who have established a career for themselves. And for the reasons I’ve just outlined, I’m definitely not scared that if I charge what I think I’m worth, that someone else is going to come along and undercut me. And neither should other writers. Won’t happen!

It does happen. It happens every day. I make a relatively healthy living because of it, and so do others. Creating perceived value with higher price tags does work, but so does packaging a service with a lower price tag and proof of quality. I don't think this question really gets to the heart of what's wrong with the Manifesto, though.

The issue is really one of who sets value. In my estimation, writers can influence prices to some extent. Good marketing can create demand. Proof of higher ROI can justify additional expenditures, etc. However, in the bigger scheme of things, the raw supply and demand situation will have a far bigger impact on pricing. Charging what you "think" you are worth is a great place to start, but the market will eventually determine what your work is worth.

6. Speaking of buyers... You are an SEO copywriter and an Internet marketing consultant. That means you understand the razor thin margin at which many online endeavors operate. You also understand the concept of return on investment. If content prices go up, what makes you believe that won't cause an evaporation of available work. A relatively modest content production increase can be the difference between a financially successful operation and a complete dog. When the prices go up without a commesurate increase in the value of the end product, it would seem likely that buyers will either shelve projects they may have otherwise pursued or will spend the money previously earmarked for content on alternatives. A parallel... If SEO costs go through the roof, PPC advertising becomes more attractive for site owners. So, if people follow the Manifesto's lead and increase content prices without a market-based rationale, aren't we likely to see a similar shift on the part of prospective buyers?

You know, if an online business is operating on THAT THIN a line, then they’d be better off doing something else! In my experience, the most successful online businesses have plenty of money to pay a decent wage. And if they’re getting good writing, they’re usually more than happy to pay for it. No, I don’t see the work evaporating. For every online business that goes down the tubes, there are several making fantastic profits. Again, let me say it, if an online business is not making a profit, then the owner should either take the time to educate himself about online marketing (hey, hire an SEO consultant!) or go and find another line of work.

Let me flip that back... If the difference between going rates and the Manifesto rate is so slight that it won't really influence purchasing decisions, why is it necessary in the first place? The only reason for the Manifesto would be if rates were way out of whack relative to their real value. That, in fact, is part of the Manifesto's opening salvo.

To argue that rates are the equivalent to what is paid to sweatshop workers and that we need to bump up to a floor rate of $25/hr while simultaneously arguing that price increase won't have an impact on the buying businesses is disingenuous at best.

Clearly, if the price difference between the Manifesto base and the current "sweatshop" situation is meaningful enough to warrant attention, we need to recognize that the price hop will cut into the buyer's margin significantly. We know that kind of change could kill certain business models and decrease the "fantastic profits" that currently fuel the content industry.

If you don't think a substantial price hike will alter the profitability of online businesses relying upon outside writers, you're wrong. If it used to cost $1 and now it costs $2, your expenses go up and your margin goes down. I can't predict with any degree of accuracy how much of the market would start looking at alternatives like user-generated content, PPC advertising, etc. to replace a current content focus subsequent to a rate increase, but I do know that it would be foolhardy to expect everything else to stay the same if freelance prices went up.

Now, that isn't necessarily a bad thing. It might even be a good thing. It is, however, something people should recognize and consider before hopping on a rate increase bandwagon. It would contribute to drying up the shallow end of the job pool, as opposed to jerking all of those lower-paying gigs up into more expensive territory--if it could get to sufficient participation levels in the first place.


7. Obviously, we don't see eye to eye on the idea of the Manifesto. The one thing that really got under my skin, however, was the argument that writers who are willing to work for rates you or others might consider unfair are doing a disservice to the rest of us. I see it as healthy competition. Should a writer with a cost of living 1/3 of my own who wants to keep a full schedule and lacks other available employment options in his or her community feel guilty that they are ready, willing and able to make a living without charging rates similar to mine? Why shouldn't they be pleased with their ability to isolate and exploit a competitive advantage instead?

Oh, come on now! Is this even sane reasoning? Can anyone seriously want to slave away for a whole day on an article that’s only going to bring in $5.00? (Yes, I have seen examples of this!) I personally don’t know anyone who wouldn’t take more money for their work if they were offered. What so many writers don’t realize is that you have to go ahead and ASK for that extra money. Squeaky wheel gets the oil ya know!

Very true. No one has to sell himself or herself short. However, no one really needs someone else to tell him or her where the "short mark" is by trying to create a universal movement to standardized base rates, either. I also think "working all day for five bucks" thing is a red herring. I would never touch a job for a half-cent per word. However, if I worked eight hours at a rate of only twenty words per minute on a project at that rate I would make $48. That is miserable for the amount of work done. However, it is still more than nine times the $5 figure. At a penny per word, that comes out to $96, which if you do that for a year is around $30K. Obviously, I am not recommending anyone aspire to being happy as a full timer for $30K. However, it is more than a little unfair to use $5/day horror stories as a rationale for $25/hr. universal base rate.

I also see a disconnect between this idea and the earlier question about how rate increases would effect buyers. Patricia argues that if a business can't be profitable at the Manifesto rate they should find something else to do. At the same time, there doesn't seem to be any consideration that if a writer can't make a living at the going rate, he or she should find something else to do. Shouldn't it cut both ways?

8. The Manifesto argues that those who work for less will "get stuck" in low-paying gigs indefinitely. Content Done Better (my operation) bobs and weaves through a variety of writing projects. Some of the copywriting work pays extremely well. Some of the straight content work I do probably falls under the "fair wage bar" you and other Manifesto advocates might set. I know other writers who approach the business from a similar model. Why should anyone fear the "low end rut" when others are out there making a living and aren't stuck?

I personally don’t fear it. You know how I started earning the money I get now? I was working freelance, but full time, for a company in California. Part of my work involved talking on the phone to copywriting clients. One of them happened to tell me how much this company was charging her for what I was doing. I was floored because they were paying me less than 1 percent of that amount. I resolved there and then to dump them, which I did. Other writers queried my sanity. After all, they were sending me a check every two weeks!

After a week, I got my first gig doing SEO copywriting. I’d taken the time to educate myself so that the hirer was suitably impressed (he is rare in that he understands the SEO process himself). I worked for him for months, and he gave me so much work I had to hire other writers to work with me. He accepted the rate I quoted him without quibbling. Next client, I put the price up a bit. Now, I could get by only working a couple of hours a day, but in fact I work much more than that because I’m trying to launch another business. What I’m trying to say is that you can set the limits yourself. If you accept the status quo, then you WILL get stuck in a low-paying job. I agree with you though, that there are people out there who don’t have the courage to go for a bigger and better slice of the pie. Perhaps low pay is right for them. The market can handle a few stragglers who are happy to work for less than they’d get stocking shelves. What it can’t stand is if the majority of writers accept less than the minimum wage.

I think the answer misses the point. It isn't accurate to argue that taking jobs on the lower end of the overall pay scale will doom one to life in a rut. That was my point and I don't see any evidence to the contrary. I am also yet to see any evidence that a majority of writers accept less than the minimum wage.

9. Let's end at the beginning of the Manifesto. It states, "Everywhere you look on the Internet, you see jobs advertised for freelance writers. To the onlooker it would seem that anyone who knows how to write is in clover!" Clearly, there are a lot of people looking for writers. I think we'd both agree, however, that the word "writer" covers a lot of territory. One buyer may need a hard-hitting and well-researched piece of journalism. Another may need an expertly-written direct sales letter. Some buyers need straight SEO content and want it at particularized keyword densities. Some need quality while others are far more interested in quantity. The "writer" a major publication needs to take over a regular column is a lot differen than the "writer" some made-for-Adsense site operator needs to re-work PLR content. Considering the huge differences between projects and buyer expectations, how is it possible to determine what constitutes a fair wage?

Undoubtedly, I’d agree with you here. Many of the people who put themselves on the market as writers are not, in fact, even remotely qualified to call themselves that. At a minimum, a writer needs to be competent at spelling and grammar, and at least be able to write so that readers can understand what they’re trying to convey. I think at some level, there is a class of employer and a class of ‘writer’ that deserve each other! I hope we don’t get any of them joining FW Manifesto… And as I’ve already said, of course there is no ‘one size fits all’ wage for writers. All I’m saying is that as writers, we should be aware that if we set the lowest acceptable point at an unnaturally low level, then we are accepting a lot less than we could probably get. We need to be smart about it.

I think the point remains intact. The variation in writer quality, project type, etc. renders the idea of an across-the-board base wage implausible.
Look, I can appreciate the idea of getting what one deserves based upon the overall nature of the marketplace and I would never encourage anyone to settle for less that what they are worth. However, I don't think it's helpful to approach that by upping prices on a group basis (especially when overall participation is such a problem).

Writers don't need a Manifesto to get better prices. They need to work better, smarter and more efficiently. They need to do a better job of marketing. They need to understand how to explain why spending more generates a greater return on investment (when it does).


Saying "I'm worth more!" doesn't make you worth more. It may be taking a stand, but it's on an unsteady foundation.
I admire Patricia Skinner for trying to help the writing community. I really do. I think there is a lot of truth in her arguments, too. However, the idea of creating a groundswell of support for "fair pricing" when (a) that means so many different things to so many different people and (b) when there's no evidence to suggest that fair wage comports with overall market forces just doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

In my opinion, backing something like the Manifesto is unlikely to accomplish much more than to feed the marketing efforts of those writers who don't participate.

You want more money? Go and get it. Don't demand it out of fairness. Earn it based on what you can accomplish for your clients.


If the Freelance Writers Manifesto transitioned into being a trade organization dedicated to explaining, in real terms, the true value of content and gave buyers quality information about locating and utilizing providers capable of producing "the good stuff," I would support the effort wholeheartedly. Making the argument for higher rates in terms of "fairness" and advocating a base rate that isn't based on much more than writer desires, however, just doesn't make sense to me.



Tuesday, November 21, 2006

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50 ways to screw up content...

"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free

There must be fifty ways to screw up content


She said it's really not my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued

But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude

There must be fifty ways to screw up content

Fifty ways to screw up content


Here they are... Fifty notions that will guarantee ruin for any webmaster.


  1. Overstuff every amazing, fantastic sentence with irresistible, eye-catching adjectives.
  1. Buy your content from someone whose Rent-a-Coder or Elance bid stated, “I will be happiest to provide this most excellent content to your needs.”

  1. Steal your content from another site and hope its owner fails to notice.

  1. Run your content through spinning software. / Sprint that filling within rotating programs.

  1. Forgte to spell-check yoru work.
  1. Rely exclusively upon government documents and public domain content. Assume people love 200 year-old English tomes and General Accounting Office reports.
  1. Use sales headlines that feature multiple clichés and at least fifty words. Bonus points for using “cash generating machine on autopilot!” within your headline.
  1. Strive to achieve the highest possible keyword density. Keyword density is important. Keyword density is something you should track. Good keyword density involves choosing a keyword density and achieving that keyword density.
  1. Make fact checking optional. That endorsement of the “Heart-Safe All-Bacon Diet” won’t come back to haunt you.
  1. Ignore language barriers. I beseech you to not judge the worth of others in the profession of the scribe by their selection of words which may sound to you to be quite as if English was learned as a language that is secondary but quite beloved.
  1. Make that personal connection with your site’s visitors by writing long, vitriolic rants filled with profanity and comments that border on being offensive.
  1. Treat all written content the same way. Don’t vary your tone, focus or style in order to achieve specific results.
  1. Hire a content writer who believes in redundancy. These writers will stretch a single sentence into three or four. They understand how to restate a simple idea in different ways. They can make your individual statement into several distinct statements. They are not afraid to summarize a main idea two or three extra times. They make articles longer by re-stating individual sentences. This makes the articles longer, padding their invoices and providing you with materials that meet your requirements.
  1. Assume that it really is possible for an American writer to provide 100 original articles (700 words each) for a total of $50 without relying upon Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V.
  1. To hell with Jakob Nielsen. Cut down on the white space. Rely on long paragraphs. Your visitors are the exception to the rule. They will work their damnedest to read every word of your content.
  1. Additionally, you can be redundant, too, also.
  1. Forget that your visitors hop online in order to find relevant, helpful and factually accurate information. You have search engines to consider.
  1. Nothing says “credible” like a page full of spelling and grammatical errors.
  1. Hold onto that belief you had in high school that nobody needs to know no grammar in order to get their message across because as long as you make sense that’s all that matters and all of that other stuff about subjects and verbs and stuff is just his way of making things tough. Nothing important.
  1. Surround your products and service with so much hype that Ron Popeil would be amazed.
  1. Don’t worry about providing quality content in order to inspire organic back linking. Link bait is overrated you can always buy more links if you need them.
  1. Remember, if it’s a PDF you can call it an ebook!
  1. Look past your inability to explain a split infinitive, lack of subject-verb agreement mastery, questionable spelling and tendency to rely upon the same tired phrases repeatedly. Ignore those C’s in English composition and the fact that you haven’t read more than a handful of great books in your lifetime. You can write just as well as any professional writer!
  1. Rely exclusively on freely available content. Those articles are always fresh and of the highest quality. Besides, duplicate content will never be a problem and you don’t need to give those links you are providing to the competition a second thought.
  1. User-generated content is free and it’s very “Web 2.0.” The actual quality of the user-provided content is of secondary importance.
  1. Writing content is easy. You could sit down right now and whip out fifty articles on widgets within a few hours. Pay accordingly.
  1. There are thousands of online content writers. You can completely screw one over with very little fear of anyone else finding out.
  1. Don’t worry about your (or your writer’s) subject area mastery. No one is actually going to read the content.
  1. Title your informational product “The Death of __________” and watch the money pile grow!
  1. Ipso Lorem makes fine filler for pages that are partially under construction.
  1. It’s easier to get heavy Digg traffic by joining a Digger’s club than it is by offering valuable and interesting content.
  1. Latent semantic indexing makes it necessary for you to intentionally use all possible synonyms for each of your keywords within every paragraph.
  1. Remind writers of just how easy their job is. This helps keep them motivated and inspires them to do their very best work!
  1. It’s prolly cool to use IM abbreviations in your content. WTF? I’m ROFL at the idea of wrtg everything out.
  1. Here’s a great trick for getting writers to work for you on the cheap. Tell them that you are keeping the budget tight for this project but if they do a good job, future work might be available. They love playing the carrot/stick game.
  1. It’s more important to minimize initial spending than it is to produce a substantial eventual profit. Thus, ignore concepts like ROI and their association to content when choosing a writer. Always go with the lowest priced provider in all circumstances.
  1. All writers are created equal. That means you can safely go with the cheapest provider every time. If you can’t get someone to meet your price, you can do it yourself for nothing, after all.
  1. It’s okay to ask one hundred different writers for a free sample article on your topic, keep them all, and use them without paying for them. Writers don’t mind and the best ones are happy to give you freebies without a second thought!
  1. Don’t worry about structure or tight editing. Just go with the flow when you’re writing. Let it all spill out on its own. The result will be great.
  1. Trust your mother, who undoubtedly gives your current content a big “thumbs up.”
  1. Become so convinced that links are more important to SEO than content that you forget about how the two elements interrelate. Just get links. The words are secondary (if that).
  1. Reviews of electronics components that do little more than restate technical specifications in paragraph form make awesome content!
  1. Don’t be in a hurry to pay your ghostwriter. They aren’t in a hurry and don’t have bills to pay. Besides, it won’t adversely affect your ability to work with them (or other good writers) in the future.
  1. Your opinions are so right they might as well be facts. Don’t hesitate to spout off on a topic, even when you lack credible resources, data or logic to support your position.
  1. Proofreading is for nerds. People will understand what you mean, even if you do make mistakes.
  1. It makes perfect sense to spend thousands on a great design and then fill the site’s pages with low-quality content.
  1. Quality only matters for marketing materials, not for any actual informational product you might be selling. Cancellations, complaints and chargebacks are rare and don’t represent a challenge—even if your ebook or “special report” is complete bunk.
  1. Don’t worry about turning off a significant percentage of your visitors with lousy content. You can always find new traffic and repeat visitations and longer page views don’t mean much in the bigger scheme of things.
  1. Experts say that conversational content is perfect for the Internet. That means you don’t have to worry about professionalism, the accuracy of statements, or the style in which content is presented.
  1. Talented content writers love to produce materials in exchange for exposure. Don’t even worry about paying for content. You can always find someone to do it free and it will be just as good as the paid stuff.

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Getting out the vote...Or is that getting the vote out? Either way...


I can't believe I am doing this. Okay, so I can believe it. But barely.

The Content Done Better Blog is among the nominees as one of the Top 10 Blogs for Writers.

Michael Stelzner of Stelzner Consulting has extended the "voting" until November 30.

If you haven't already done so, feel free to throw your support behind this blog.

VOTE FOR THE CONTENT DONE BETTER BLOG HERE

If you're among those who've already voted for the blog, thanks a million!

While you're there, read Writing White Papers and check out some of the other great nominated blogs.



They are competing for your ability to make a bad decision...

I once posted about the (bad) idea of a content contest. I referenced an article that proposed using a contest format to get plenty of content on the cheap. Basically, the webmaster/contest operator would ask for submissions from writers (to which s/he would acquire rights) and would then award the "winning writer" with a cash prize of some sort.

Let's say you run a contest--The World's Best Widget Article Competition.

You get 500 writers to send 500 articles. The grand prize is a whopping $500. You just acquired 500 pieces of content for a buck per unit. Nice way to trim expenses, huh? You are now the proud owner of 500 sparkling new widget articles for a fraction of the regular price!

The basic model proposed in the article didn't advocate an "entry fee," but I could see someone trying that stunt, too. The entry fees could offset the prize and maybe even leave a profit in the hands of the contest operator.

Basically, my point in that previous post was to demonstrate how dangling a prize in front of writers could be used to compel a slew of would-be winners to give up the goods for nothing. I didn't come right out and say it, but I was sure the implication of the post was clear--such contests would be a way to take advantage of writers.

So, why am I revisiting this topic again? Two reasons.

First, I received a comment to the original post from someone who was ready to participate if I ever started a contest like that. Apparently, I wasn't making my position clear.

Second, I received an email from an artist who mentioned an email making its way to those who work in the visual arts from an outfit that claims to be putting together a massive and very prestigious showing. There is no payment. The exhibition is "fully funded by artists." You get the idea. They are playing "let's get rich off of the desire of others to get noticed." It's not unlike the content contest model previously mentioned.

Here's my position. If it's a contest, skip it. If it's a contest that requires an entry fee, skip it and tell others to skip it, too. If it's a contest that gets full rights to your work in exchange for participation, skip it, tell others to skip it, and consider monkey-wrenching the scheme with a shout out from your blog or some other (legal) tactic.

People are competing for the opportunity to exploit the poor decision-making skills of artists. They've done this for years to wannabe poets and fiction authors. The day that someone tries to pull this off with freelance non-fiction writers is probably already upon us and if it isn't, it soon will be.

Don't pay to fund a prize scheme. Don't give up the rights or the potential revenue value of your creations in exchange for a shot at some grand prize that is probably already promised to the contest operator's alias in order to make it even more profitable.

I know there are thousands of supporters of these contests in poetry and fiction. Some people think it's a fine idea. I think it's the worst bet in the entrepreneurial casino. The odds favor the house so heavily that the risk analysis tilts in favor of avoiding the game altogether.

I believe these "contests" exploit the desire for more money, the longing for recognition and cater to the natural tendency to assume one's own work is flawless. They pick on writers at some of their weakest points.

Am I wrong? I suppose I could be. I guess there might be freelancers out there who are willing to give away their work in (far-fetched) hopes of hitting the jackpot. Actually, I don't have to guess because one of them said "count me in!" in response to my earlier post.

I decided to take a minute to run it by a friend of mine who just happens to be a very talented artist as well as being part of the online content field. Corena Golliver creates fantastic visual art and buys content for online interests by the bushel. Here's what she had to say about the aforementioned art exhibit and these contests in general:

"...as if we don't have enough incestuous spam spanking invading our email boxes daily, now the creeps have infested the very bones of creation and how we display our talents."

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Anyway, if you can come up with some sort of rationale from a content producer's (or artist's) perspective that would justify participation in these things, I would love to hear it.




Sunday, November 19, 2006

Priests, lawyers, doctors and ghostwriters...Your secrets are safe with Content Done Better

Priests, doctors and lawyers all have something in common...

Insert punch line here: ________.

Okay, now that's out of the way...

The have something else in common. Confidentiality. A priest can't rat you out to your neighbors if you confess to being the one who egged their houses on Halloween. A doctor can't tell everyone at the cocktail party about the nasty infection you have from doing ________ and failing to ________. Your lawyer can't call the DA's office and advise them of some potential weaknesses in your testimony a few days before the trial starts.

Maybe "can't" is a little strong. The law does carve out a few exceptions in very specific situations and more than one member of "Team Secret" has improperly spilled the beans, but none of those people are supposed to be sharing the details of your interactions.

You should have at least as much faith in your ghostwriter to keep things hush-hush. Anyone ghostwriting or doing writing on a "work for hire" basis should be just as tight-lipped as a priest, doctor or lawyer.

I was inspired to address this topic today because I saw another writer mentioning where some of his/her work was appearing online in a writing-related forum. Although the comments weren't the kind of thing that would be likely to crush a project and didn't necessarily represent a reason for the buyer to be annoyed with the writer, they did get me thinking about how I approach confidentiality concerns.

Content Done Better knows how to keep a secret. Here's what that means to my clients:

  • You can discuss your projects and plans, even before we reach an agreement, without worrying about having them shared with competitors and others. I will make sure that understanding is part of our written record of communication or will gladly sign a non-disclosure agreement or any other document assuring you that your secrets are safe.
  • You don't have to worry about me turning down an assignment, doing it for myself, and reaping the rewards.
  • You own the writing upon payment and that means more than reaping the financial rewards. It also means I won't be telling the rest of the world what I wrote and for whom.
  • The work won't end up as one of my portfolio samples without your expressed consent. If you do agree to let me use part of the work to hawk my wares, it will be provided to others in the form of a PDF file, not as another readily-accessible web page. I won't tell others where it appears, etc. It will also be given only to prospective clients who expressly agree to maintain an appropriate level of discretion.

There are a lot of things to consider when one outsources a key component of their online business to a writer. Confidentiality concerns might not be the first thing on the list that come to mind, but they can be important.

If you are buying "work for hire," deal with someone who can keep a secret.